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Geena Mullins' World's Best Bums!

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:59:24 GMT

IN THE MAG THIS WEEK...

GIRLS: - Geena Mullins presents the 50 Best Bums In The World: a whole century of the most brilliant buttocks on planet Earth - as chosen by you. It's that simple.

// CDATA[ brightcove.createExperiences(); // > - Kate Upton,...

Jokes Of The Week: Apple Scotland!

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:07:14 GMT

HORSING AROUND After years in the film industry, Sarah Jessica Parker should definitely be up for an Oscar in 2012. She blew me away with her lead role in War Horse. - ALEX BIRD, BRAINTREE IRAN ONLINE Iran just announced plans to restrict web access, and launch its own national Internet. That’s right, they’re creating an Internet that’s totally cut off from the...

Nissan JUKE-R Street Race In Dubai!

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:37:05 GMT

Find out loads more about the Nissan JUKE-R in this week's issue of ZOO!

Chanelle Hayes Is Back And Topless!

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:59:05 GMT

Last year the former Big Brother beauty CHANELLE HAYES went topless for the first time on ZOO's pages. And she enjoyed the experience so much, she's returned for an even raunchier shoot!

That's right - the brunette babe you went crazy for is back and she's revealing more than ever before. Check her out nuder, ruder, and naughtiest ever shoot only in this...

Toilet Attendant Sayings And Songs!

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:34:50 GMT

Last week, we went down to the pub. Now, you may think this isn't an extraordinary occasion.

"But ZOO, you go down the pub pretty often. In fact, you're quite pub-friendly people. Maybe you go down the pub too much, if anything." This is all quite accurate, apart from going to the pub too much (sorry mum).

The talk covered the...

Jokes: The Arse Machine Gun!

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:30:42 GMT

JAPANESE WTF MACHINE GUN BUTT GIRL

LADY GAMESWhat’s got 99 balls and makes women sweat? Bingo.AJAY H, VIA EMAILPART OF THE JOBI don’t really like my job as a waiter, but at least it puts food on the table.MARK TIBBS, DAGENHAMCALLING ON EXPERIENCEScholes is back, Henry is back… Andre Villas-Boas must be watching Torres and wondering if Zola still has his...

Win Resident Evil: Revelations!

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:42:18 GMT

// CDATA[ brightcove.createExperiences(); // > Prepare for a survival horror experience when Resident Evil: Revelations launches exclusively for the Nintendo 3DS system across Europe on Friday 27 January 2012. Get ready for Resident Evil: Revelations to deliver a true return to classic Resident Evil survival horror gameplay. Set in...

ZOO's Top 2012 Tech!

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:13:05 GMT

DJ Fresh Names His Big 2012 Tunes!

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:15:57 GMT

1) DJ Fresh - Hot Right Now

2) Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Otherside (Third Party Remix)

3) Chuckie - Who is ready to jump (Dillon Francis Remix)4) Cyantific - Infinity5) Sub Focus - Falling Down

6) Buraka Som Sistema - We Stay Up All Night ft. Blaya & Roses Gabor

Win Merlin Series 4 And A HDTV!

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:56:47 GMT

To celebrate the release of both the DVD and Blu-Ray of Merlin Series 4, we're giving you the chance to win a Samsung 3D HD TV and a copy of the series. Not only this but one lucky runner up will also bag themselves a copy of the DVD boxset!With around 7 million viewers tuning in to each episode of series 3, Merlin has undoubtedly become one of the most successful dramas in recent years....

Zombies, Vampires AND Werewolves!

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:16:40 GMT

A little girl once sang about lions, tigers and bears, whilst roaming along a yellow brick road in a kingdom of dwarves, with a man made of tin and a talking scarecrow. Apprently, this used to be the formula for a classic family film, rather than the horrendous acid trip that it sounds like.

New MTV show Death Valley ramps up the...

Buy ZOO And Get FREE Beer!

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:34:00 GMT

You have to admit it: the Aussies love a party. So when Australia Day swings around on Thursday 26 January, it's the perfect excuse to have a bash... for a whole month!

From 24 January to 27 February, Walkabout bars across the country are celebrating all things Aussie - from themed parties to a massive range of guest Aussie beers. Tweet @ZOO_UK a picture of you...